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Bruinette.	after 2 years of trying Emma's accident still wouldn't flush	"You ain't nothing but a pound ,dog"
His team's orders to 'Drop down the rear end and give them a flash bang through the window' seemed a bit odd, but Jimmy always did whatever was asked of him.	Derek was shocked to find the Customs official was still up there	Ok, who's got the scissors and paper?
no, I said go get me 3 ho's.	It was easily the most authentic Flight Simulator programme she'd ever downloaded. [Ron Allan]	It was Saw 7 and Jigsaw was running out of steam. [Davie Marshall]
Family barbeque ends in tragedy after gas explosion. [Steve Wright]	Lightning conductor. [Dave Mackay]	Emma almost won the try and eat a doughnut without licking your lips competition.