A relaxing atmosphere turned suddenly sinister after Ed said Dr Who was rubbish compared to Drake's 7.

[today] 09:03pm

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Duck knew Dalek had a killer hand!

[today] 08:56pm

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Duck was good, very good, but Dalek's poker face was stunning!

[today] 08:54pm

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"It's been a difficult time, I lost my wife last week"
"Oh I'm sorry, It must be hell for you"
"Yeah...but it was still one hell of a card game"

[today] 07:40pm

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Do ya feel lucky, ducky?

[today] 05:36pm

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Obviously the dalek was on tilt, so the duck waited patiently for the river to arrive so he could splash the pot.

[today] 05:21pm

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The submitter otter know better!

[today] 04:46pm

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"Eh, I thought we were to come in fancy dress"

[today] 04:45pm

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Grey city roller

[today] 04:43pm

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"You canine't be seroius!"

[today] 04:41pm

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Going to be a dead rubber, duck.

[today] 04:38pm

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I've asked the submitter of duck/dog/dalek captions to try other subjects. Remember to vote for upcoming photos to ensure variety.

Chris

PS please don't vote for this caption

[today] 01:57pm

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Ten years earlier, Monica had totally ignored the 'Wet Cement' sign.

[today] 01:41pm

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Dairy Lee

[today] 01:27pm

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After having dad pull him out through his Disc Drive for the umpteenth time, Billy decided it was time to get a refund on his 'Tron' game.

[today] 12:38pm

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Jemima kept trying to see the Dalek's cards - she was a peeking duck

[today] 11:23am

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Jenny was the only duck in the neighbourhood to lay Gambled Eggs.

[today] 11:20am

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Daffy was terrified - the Dalek kept saying "Eggs terminate"

[today] 11:12am

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Orville was glad he had a good hand after seeing what the Dalek had done to the otter

[today] 11:10am

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I'll get me spanner and we have can have a game of strip poker.

[today] 11:09am

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I fold. By the way, you should stop saying exterminate exterminate when you have a good hand. It is the most obvious tell ever.

[today] 11:09am

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Ducktor Who and the Daleks

[today] 11:02am

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Spurs had to improvise when Redknapp's wheeler dealing culminated in him being offered a good price for the goalposts.

[today] 02:07am

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Here's a plaster for that nasty cut on your finger.

[yesterday] 11:12pm

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Doreen would be having stern words with the joker who packed her parachute.

[yesterday] 10:48pm

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