It was when Phil Collins was a debt collector that he learnt his talent for drum playing, in fact he came up with the riff for 'In the air tonight' when he was smashing someones toes in with a hammer.
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The argument against allowing Gays into the Armed Forces had been fuelled by Richard persisting on walking about with his helmet sticking out the side of his pants.
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Primark security staff after day 1 of recent sale.
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I thought you said this was a touch screen
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This is not just any old war - this is an M&S war
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Full Metal Jacket (90% polyester)
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Private Staines in No.2 dress.
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Saving Ryan's privates.
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Sergeant - "Sir we need new helmets for our troops, the delivery truck went under."
Colonel - "Under where?"
Sergeant - "Very well sir."
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It was when Phil Collins was a debt collector that he learnt his talent for drum playing, in fact he came up with the riff for 'In the air tonight' when he was smashing someones toes in with a hammer.
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That really made me chuckle!
02:23pm
"Sorry sir, I thought you said wear your cacky pants!"
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Woooooo camouflage, this was an awfully strange marine!
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"Ole!" Matadors are macho even when faced with bullets and er wardrobe malfunctions
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The argument against allowing Gays into the Armed Forces had been fuelled by Richard persisting on walking about with his helmet sticking out the side of his pants.
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With Danny's style of Camouflage he was always the one to be called if the enemy attacked the laundry room.
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When Johnson shouted 'Cover Me!' this isn't what he expected.
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Richards attempt at a Scud Missile joke made very little impact.
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Not a Good Morning Vietnam.
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Private Dancer reveals what he had 'Worn On The 4th of July.'
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Still in plaster fron his lift shaft plunge, Stirling Moss' week goes from bad to worse as he accidentaly flushes himself down the hospital toilet.
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"I've got no idea what they're doing eith... hang on! Isn't that your big sister?
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Privates on parade.
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Mike thought Gavin was soooo cool.
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"In Vietnam the average IQ of a solider was nineteen. nanananananananan nineteen."
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Boot camp Day 2 - Sorry Serge, can I get this in any other colour. This shade of green does nothing for my complexion.
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Mission Unmentionable
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Having passed training, he was ready for Y-Front Line duty.
(Damn, pipped to post by 11.03)
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