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Primark security staff after day 1 of recent sale.

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I thought you said this was a touch screen

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This is not just any old war - this is an M&S war

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Full Metal Jacket (90% polyester)

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Private Staines in No.2 dress.

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Saving Ryan's privates.

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Sergeant - "Sir we need new helmets for our troops, the delivery truck went under."

Colonel - "Under where?"

Sergeant - "Very well sir."

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It was when Phil Collins was a debt collector that he learnt his talent for drum playing, in fact he came up with the riff for 'In the air tonight' when he was smashing someones toes in with a hammer.

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"Sorry sir, I thought you said wear your cacky pants!"

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Woooooo camouflage, this was an awfully strange marine!

new entry[today] 01:18pm

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"Ole!" Matadors are macho even when faced with bullets and er wardrobe malfunctions

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The argument against allowing Gays into the Armed Forces had been fuelled by Richard persisting on walking about with his helmet sticking out the side of his pants.

new entry[today] 11:58am

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With Danny's style of Camouflage he was always the one to be called if the enemy attacked the laundry room.

new entry[today] 11:57am

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When Johnson shouted 'Cover Me!' this isn't what he expected.

new entry[today] 11:42am

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Richards attempt at a Scud Missile joke made very little impact.

new entry[today] 11:33am

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Not a Good Morning Vietnam.

new entry[today] 11:22am

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Private Dancer reveals what he had 'Worn On The 4th of July.'

new entry[today] 11:19am

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Still in plaster fron his lift shaft plunge, Stirling Moss' week goes from bad to worse as he accidentaly flushes himself down the hospital toilet.

new entry[today] 11:19am

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"I've got no idea what they're doing eith... hang on! Isn't that your big sister?

new entry[today] 11:13am

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Privates on parade.

new entry[today] 11:13am

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Mike thought Gavin was soooo cool.

new entry[today] 11:12am

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"In Vietnam the average IQ of a solider was nineteen. nanananananananan nineteen."

new entry[today] 11:12am

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Boot camp Day 2 - Sorry Serge, can I get this in any other colour. This shade of green does nothing for my complexion.

new entry[today] 11:07am

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Mission Unmentionable

new entry[today] 11:06am

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Having passed training, he was ready for Y-Front Line duty.

(Damn, pipped to post by 11.03)

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