High society in the park.

[today] 12:23am

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Blaster of ceremonies.

[today] 12:16am

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Glaston buried.

[today] 12:15am

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Graham and Jenny's mobile disco was just a wind up.

[today] 12:10am

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Alice felt it had all become tutu much.

[yesterday] 10:57pm

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The elves only got naked when they knew they were being watched.

[yesterday] 10:56pm

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Thank you for your custom. Your ideal height is seventeen feet.

[yesterday] 10:51pm

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Yep, this is why one visit to chatroulette was enough for me.

[yesterday] 10:47pm

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Very nice... but when I said the beaver should be bare... oh never mind.

[yesterday] 10:43pm

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Peckchair

[yesterday] 09:32pm

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okay, I've nearly got it... you're Peter and you're Paul... who are the other three again?

[yesterday] 09:26pm

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Full Throttle Ahead

[yesterday] 08:51pm

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Well... what do you think we do when we're not knitting Shreddies?

[yesterday] 07:09pm

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What you lookin' at? You wanna pizza me?

[yesterday] 07:07pm

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I say Mildred, this record scratching caper will never catch on you know.

[yesterday] 07:05pm

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Alexander The Grate

[yesterday] 06:55pm

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She was her Master's Vice.

[yesterday] 06:08pm

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"My gramophone horn brings the girls to the yard. Damn right, it's larger than yours. And quite right, it's still a bore. The The iPod touch is just a farce".

[yesterday] 03:01pm

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Hurry up and nick the record Peter... I don't know how much longer the dog will stay up my skirt.

[yesterday] 02:02pm

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Cowardly Lion scarpered when he saw what Dorothy had done to Tin Man and Scarecrow.

[yesterday] 01:20pm

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Merchant Ivory takes over the filming of Grange Hill.

[yesterday] 01:03pm

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"How do I rip this CD to my gramophone?"

[yesterday] 12:14pm

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This one goes out to the Clarence House posse. It's called "Smack my Princess up"

[yesterday] 11:27am

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Who's in the mansion??
Who Who who's in the mansion!!

[yesterday] 11:05am

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Mary had misunderstood her parents when they said to take some protection to keep the son off her

[yesterday] 11:04am

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