"And in sport today, a mid-race collision between the two top jet boat contenders saw Jesus, son of God, run on by to take a comfortable first place victory and three points to go top of the table".
Gazing in to the glass casing of the 'Grab a Gift' machine, Aunt Mable could hardly contain her excitement at the prospect of actually winning a real man with her last pound!
"Someone gave me a thumbs down for my caption!!!"
06/12/06 01:06am
Ian M
it was fair to say that Tom won the game of Chicken.
29/08/07 09:42pm
Sioned Phillips
Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.
16/06/08 08:53pm
Paul McCartney throws out some of Heather Mills' belongings.
15/04/07 05:10pm
Lee Burton
When Ed admitted to his mum that he liked posing half-naked with boys, this wasn't what she expected!
26/11/06 06:40pm
From the welcome message on the display it was clearly made in China.
08/01/10 01:04pm
Dave's 2 second time in the mountain descent stage was going to be hard to beat
09/04/08 11:52am
C Mike
The new donor card logo
30/10/07 01:39am
Ian M
"Now you see, your light wasn't working because this is a melon, not a light bulb".
22/08/08 01:43pm
Sooty and Sweep go on strike
31/05/08 10:31pm
And we thought Heather Mills was the only one taking a Beatle for a ride.
01/05/08 10:37am
Stuart Chapman
willy wonka was forced to bow to the unions demands...
21/04/08 06:46pm
Greg S
Rover is the first dog in the UK to get a student loan
26/01/08 08:08am
Cat Left Fuming After Botched Leg Amputations
18/10/07 11:51am
Ian Cooper
Well at least he has learnt his lesson from the microwave incident
14/10/07 05:42pm
Ian M
Scotland show how desperate they are to gain their independance.
19/12/06 03:07am
"Baby, please don't dump me! I swear... I didn't know wearing mismatched socks was a deal-breaker... I promise I'll change!"
11/12/08 04:41am
"I'm all for open-mindedness, but this is taking 'gay pride' a little too far."
26/09/08 09:49pm
"And in sport today, a mid-race collision between the two top jet boat contenders saw Jesus, son of God, run on by to take a comfortable first place victory and three points to go top of the table".
04/09/08 11:04am
Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.
19/04/08 01:08am
Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament.
18/04/08 12:29pm
Oh my god! Mum?
12/03/08 08:26pm
Michael Cobb
Ryan, the bitch and his wardrobe
07/02/08 07:31pm
C Mike
Gazing in to the glass casing of the 'Grab a Gift' machine, Aunt Mable could hardly contain her excitement at the prospect of actually winning a real man with her last pound!
04/09/07 10:23pm
Lleufer
Recreating The Lion King with baby Tommy quickly turned tragic
23/06/07 02:09pm
Chris