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Mark laughed as he realised it was a novelty joke trap door toilet he had used on the plane. [Matthew Dyer]	A thousand miles away, Mr Strawberry was struck down with searing pain. [Christionion]	Summer job was going well [Marc O]
... to your cat. [Mark Golding]	Kate Moss didn't take accusations that she was 'stick-thin' very well. [Nick Gillham]	Bunny in the Oven [townie]
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It's lunchtime at the brothel, and Madame Lash decides to whip up a tasty omelette. [Mark Golding]	Mum! The cat's stuck inside the telly again! [Christionion]	Timothy was going to find it very difficult to convince Jennifer that he wasn't startled by her new whoopee cushion. [Mark Golding]