Emma almost won the try and eat a doughnut without licking your lips competition.

Emma almost won the try and eat a doughnut without licking your lips competition.

08/02/10 12:48pm

Project Focus

The emergency poster campaign to get more workers in the rock salt mine was getting a little desperate.

29/01/10 01:11am

Flip Vicious

What happens if you French kiss your sugar daddy.

28/01/10 07:29pm

Dave Mackay

Frozone goes home a happy man.

28/01/10 11:01am

Joe T

crystal lips and alistair

28/03/10 11:35am

Antony Ward

With only two mouthfuls to go, Thelma tragically blew her chances of becoming Miss 'I Ate A Donut Without Licking My Lips' 2010.

31/01/10 01:58pm

Ron Allan

Nivea's new lip gloss was hailed for not having been tested on animals.

29/01/10 07:44am

Jess J

"Where'd the donut go?" asked the pink slug.

28/01/10 03:07pm

Flip Vicious

snow job

04/02/10 09:41am

Roland Martin

ok ok i'll get it right this time.
1. pour the tequilla
2. drink the tequilla
3. suck the lime
4. and take the salt.

03/02/10 12:49pm

Scott McFarlane

Frigid Fiona was more frostbite than love bite.

31/01/10 04:56pm

A Muffled T

Kim's interpretation of "Open your mouth and say 'Aaah'" made the dentist hot under the collar.

30/01/10 10:53am

David G

The model's severe yet tasty dandruff problem affected the reenactment of the Rocky Horror opening.

29/01/10 06:39pm

David G

Mr Frosty still denies he had sexual relations with that woman

29/01/10 09:41am

James Sanders

Crystal's cold sores were the worst her doctor had come across.

29/01/10 06:47am

Graeme Crawford

Intellectually, Arthur Miller thought Marilyn might be a lickspittle - physically, he KNEW she was.

28/01/10 10:17pm

Graeme Crawford

Sometimes I even have coffee with my sugar!

28/01/10 07:24pm

Keith McClory

Maria had overdone the salt on her tequilla shot.

28/01/10 07:03pm

Ian Skelding

Kathleen was the first to admit you didn't have to be Irish to enjoy good crack.

28/01/10 07:02pm

Graeme Crawford

Margarita loved tongue twisters.

28/01/10 05:57pm

A Muffled T

Sugar tits just had her lips done.

28/01/10 05:27pm

James Sanders

Usually she'd spit, but Bertie Bassett was an exception to the rule.

28/01/10 05:17pm

Lee Cooper

"..Sugar! What's on my lips??"
"Honey! What's on my lips??"
"Sugar! What's on my lips??.."

28/01/10 03:23pm

Flip Vicious

Gypsy Rose Lee was spending too much time with crystal balls.

28/01/10 01:28pm

A Muffled T

Unfortunately Aslan had to undergo a Penectomy after suffering frostbite.

28/01/10 11:49am

Stephen Paterson