Among the many activities of the UK Alternative Energy Research Group, their Crail office manager was fiercely proud of the modest levels of power generated through the efforts made by old Miss MacIntosh on the ladies restroom exercise bike. ('Her legs are just a blur,' reported the Fife Courier.)
She was a being of pure energy from another dimension; he didn't see the point of turning the light off when he left a room. It was never going to work.
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Lightning conductor.
29/01/10 11:09am
Next time he put his cornflake bowl in the microwave, Derek would remember to take the spoon out
29/01/10 11:04am
Disproving the old proverb, Howard proved that, in fact, "only 2 hands make light work."
29/01/10 06:21pm
D C
Old habits die hard for an older Harry Potter when all he had to do was change the light bulb.
29/01/10 05:45pm
Ian Skelding
The effects of playing World of Warcraft for days without sleep can be shocking.
29/01/10 03:20pm
Whilst never the most glamourous of characters, true gamers always picked 'Chris' on Streetfighter II.
29/01/10 02:27pm
Lee Cooper
Jack found it hard to relax after doing a hard day's work as a charge hand.
29/01/10 12:03pm
After Malfoy used 'Luciferus', Derek's only option was pissoffium
05/02/10 05:55pm
Kamehahmeha!
03/02/10 11:08pm
Harry Townsend
Peter Mandelson unleashes his powers on the latest spin from david cameron
03/02/10 12:19pm
When dating the entity from the Abyss -- keep away from electric current.
01/02/10 09:54pm
man attacked by gigantic sperm...
31/01/10 08:09pm
Shane Mcshane
Enter the Dragon - Theo Paphitis style.
31/01/10 05:59pm
'Catcher in the Rain'
31/01/10 11:16am
Gervais passes stern judgement on US version of The Office.
30/01/10 08:11am
Graeme Crawford
Among the many activities of the UK Alternative Energy Research Group, their Crail office manager was fiercely proud of the modest levels of power generated through the efforts made by old Miss MacIntosh on the ladies restroom exercise bike. ('Her legs are just a blur,' reported the Fife Courier.)
30/01/10 08:07am
Graeme Crawford
In an aggressive office power-play, union official calls for lightning strike.
30/01/10 07:56am
Graeme Crawford
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell were having another domestic. He got done for battery.
29/01/10 11:00pm
"No, I quite clearly said when I ordered: Vegetarian Supreme, extra onions, hold the photons. I'm not paying for this."
29/01/10 06:46pm
David G
She was a being of pure energy from another dimension; he didn't see the point of turning the light off when he left a room. It was never going to work.
29/01/10 06:43pm
David G
"Honey when you're done battling the poltergeist in the basement will you please help me fold some clothes!?"
29/01/10 06:00pm
Flashdance.
29/01/10 05:56pm
Ian Skelding
Due to customer complaints about his uncorking methods, Harry Potter's employment in the wine bar was quickly terminated.
29/01/10 03:12pm
Nigels only way to cop a feel were in his electric dreams.
29/01/10 11:32am
Julian had never made any secret of being AC/DC.
29/01/10 11:27am