It was easily the most authentic Flight Simulator programme she'd ever downloaded.

It was easily the most authentic Flight Simulator programme she'd ever downloaded.

01/02/10 11:50am

Ron Allan

Despite being abducted by aliens Leanne still managed to submit her tax return on time.

01/02/10 08:34pm

James Sanders

"No I'm not ready to go into the light! I've got to update my status on Facebook, Bebo and Twitter!"

01/02/10 03:55pm

James Sanders

Claire's new orthopaedic helium knickers were working wonders for her back.

07/02/10 03:29am

Max Eddw

Rachels mum had tried everything to get her off the computer but has had to resort to using an industrial vacuum cleaner.

01/02/10 04:54pm

Ian Skelding

just typing my blog on the fly

01/02/10 03:29pm

Tom Harding

Webcam orgy's with invisible men had become an overnight porn sensation.

04/02/10 12:46pm

Lee Cooper

Time isn't the only thing that flies when you're having fun.

03/02/10 11:10pm

Harry Townsend

The residents of Cern were very aware that the Large Hadron Colider had been switched on.

03/02/10 08:24pm

D C

When burning a copy of her Spaceballs DVD, Tracy had set it to Ludicrous Speed.

02/02/10 11:03am

Stephen Paterson

Wi-Fli had never worked better.

01/02/10 10:39pm

Graeme Crawford

I-Pad-ded Cell

01/02/10 09:47pm

Eileen M.

Wendy found it difficult to adjust to student life

01/02/10 07:11pm

Keith McClory

Jeff, what have I told you about overdoing the baked beans!

01/02/10 06:58pm

Ryan M.

Ella wondered if swapping her chair and lampshade for conditioner and a teddy was wise after all.

01/02/10 06:22pm

David G

Not so much drop-dead gorgeous as float-alive gorgeous.

01/02/10 06:18pm

David G

"What's that email address again, Tinkerbell?"
"p.pan@lostboys.com"

01/02/10 06:15pm

Flip Vicious

No sooner had Suzie conquered her technophobia and photophobia than she was struck down with cathisophobia.

01/02/10 06:11pm

David G

'Oh, Peter - I'm FLYING!' gasped Wendy.

('Wait till I prick those balloons between your thighs!' hissed Tinkerbell.)

01/02/10 06:03pm

Graeme Crawford

Extreme lap(top) dancing.

01/02/10 05:03pm

Graeme Crawford

Night light flight.

01/02/10 04:42pm

Ian Skelding

Safely hidden in the desk's shadow, Bill and Fred watched in horror as Sally accepted the invitation to a Third and hopefully sexier Kind of Close Encounter.

01/02/10 02:17pm

Graeme Crawford

The new Dell laptop was fantastically quick but was pulled from the shelves after failing the crucial wind tunnel test.

01/02/10 01:36pm

Davie Marshall

Heuston, we have a problem.

01/02/10 12:36pm

Joe T

Bring your daughter to work day aboard the space station.

01/02/10 12:31pm

Bob Bob