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no, I said go get me 3 ho's.

02/02/10 11:07am

Joe T Vote score: 700

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The Three Amighose.

09/02/10 07:05pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 246

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"Hose Anna, Hose Anna, Hose Anna," was always the cry in times of drought.

02/02/10 02:04pm

A Muffled  T A Muffled T Vote score: 1002

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'Enema At The Gates.'

02/02/10 01:54pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212

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Does my utilities bill look big in this?

04/02/10 09:10am

Jessica Norris

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Marvel Comics were quick to brush this creation under the carpet.

04/02/10 12:06am

Flip Vicious Flip Vicious Vote score: 566

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Spanish firemans triplets.

Jose Hose b and hose c

03/02/10 12:10pm

Scott  McFarlane Scott McFarlane Vote score: 131

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Maybe we should have paid the extra and had the colonic irrigation done professionally

02/02/10 02:11pm

Rob Falconer Rob Falconer Vote score: 746

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No matter where they looked, they just couldn't find the other end.

02/02/10 12:19pm

Ron  Allan Ron Allan Vote score: 1090

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The Girl Guides' Charity Car Wash was raking in far more money than the Scouts'

02/02/10 11:19am

Rob Falconer Rob Falconer Vote score: 746

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"Have I got noose for you."

02/02/10 11:06am

A Muffled  T A Muffled T Vote score: 1002

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Tory coalition meant no Lib-Dem hoarding - even though it remained their policy.

15/05/10 11:41pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212

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"I've followed this bloody yellow road for about a month now, you got an idea scarecrow?"

05/02/10 05:52pm

Ryan M. Ryan M. Vote score: 59

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Constantly rising petrol prices had forced the USSR to resort to siphoning oil instead.

05/02/10 02:25am

Jess J Vote score: 19

0

World fence spraying competition lacks ....well everything!

04/02/10 05:49pm

Keith McClory Keith McClory Vote score: 243

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The triplets were slightly confused when asked to model hosiery.

03/02/10 08:30pm

D C Vote score: 169

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'The Three Faces of Eve' had seemed a really great name for their group until the triple-length bloody serpent turned up.

03/02/10 08:13am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212

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Unless the girls were turned on, there seemed little chance of Golden Shower frolics.

02/02/10 06:51pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212

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By introducing yellow and stripes to their wardrobes, the girls pioneered a new subcategory of goth: beemo.

02/02/10 05:34pm

David G Vote score: 131

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Three members of Girls Aloud had picked the short straw for this B&Q advert.

02/02/10 04:56pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 246

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As the old saying goes, you can take some hos to water but you can't make them think

02/02/10 01:31pm

Rob Falconer Rob Falconer Vote score: 746

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With these new leashes their father hoped they'd beehive.

02/02/10 01:13pm

James Sanders James Sanders Vote score: 36

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Hose the odd one out?

02/02/10 01:08pm

James Sanders James Sanders Vote score: 36

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The contraception campaign models just knew the 'Coils for Goils' ad would never catch on.

02/02/10 11:42am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212

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Davie liked to keep his bitches on a lead.

02/02/10 11:26am

Ron  Allan Ron Allan Vote score: 1090

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