"Quick! Thomas is stuck in the toilet and he's screaming his lungs out. Something like that could really traumatise a little boy!" "Well don't just stand there you bloody idiot! Get the camera out and I'll put anything getting in the way of the shot in the bathtub!.."
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after 2 years of trying Emma's accident still wouldn't flush
07/02/10 01:44pm
After this bob banned his son from watching trainspotting.
07/02/10 11:22am
Joe T
Flush Gordon.
07/02/10 11:00am
Graeme Crawford
Loo-tenant.
23/02/10 12:53am
'Closet Encounters of the Turd Kind.'
07/02/10 10:39pm
Graeme Crawford
"Hey Dave!! Remember those condoms you flushed down the loo with my sanitary pads about a year ago? I think you better come and look at this".
07/02/10 03:38pm
Billy didn't like doing the paperwork.
07/02/10 03:34pm
Harry tries to commit sewer-cide
07/02/10 11:03am
Taken short.
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03/03/10 11:24pm
comments (total: 2)
With one thumbs down, apparently someone isn't. Keith perhaps?
06:38pm
No, I'm not tired of them! KM
08:16pm
Pictured: An example of an eleventh trimester miscarriage...
17/02/10 02:24am
Shane Mcshane
bastard son of windsors, was just a royal flush away from never being a problem again
11/02/10 06:22pm
After weeks of tunneling, Big X couldn't conceal his disappointment at emerging in the Commandant's bathroom.
10/02/10 07:20pm
Steve Hickman
Onion article : Parents fence pool, child drowns in toilet.
08/02/10 12:42pm
Jess J
William had been warned a dozen times, never use the loo when the Winnebago travelled off road.
08/02/10 09:33am
I told you the toilets flushed the other way in the southern hemisphere.. Better go tell the neighbors we have their kid.
08/02/10 05:37am
Jess J
Young Tarquin concidered himself something of a child prodigy...after all, this was his third movement sinse breakfast time.
07/02/10 10:20pm
"Quick! Thomas is stuck in the toilet and he's screaming his lungs out. Something like that could really traumatise a little boy!"
"Well don't just stand there you bloody idiot! Get the camera out and I'll put anything getting in the way of the shot in the bathtub!.."
07/02/10 08:35pm
Up to now William had always been pampered.
07/02/10 05:12pm
He was going to need all the paractise he could get if he was to retain his under 5's log rolling champion title this year.
07/02/10 03:32pm
A radical new parenting manual recommends combining the Naughty Step with toilet training.
07/02/10 02:44pm
David G
'Dropping the kids off at the pool' taken semi-literally.
07/02/10 02:43pm
David G
Well if you just buy some bloody toilet roll i would not have to do this.
07/02/10 12:23pm
Joe T
With the bath too full and the sink too high, Timmy was left with no other option.
07/02/10 11:40am
D C
"Don't leave any kid marks on the bowl".
07/02/10 11:26am
He was a right little shit.
07/02/10 11:25am