When the police finally managed to open the door they found a rolled-up note on the drivers seat.
“Please help me. Have been stuck on this island for three years. You’ll find it around 200 miles to the South East of New Guinea. Please hurry. Sorry about the Jeep, I didn’t have a bottle”
"According to the Sat Nav we are outside Waterstones."
16/03/10 11:05am
Beached buggy
16/03/10 11:23am
D C
Jeep Sea Diver.
16/03/10 05:53pm
"But you said pull in the next time you see a Shell."
16/03/10 11:28am
The alternative ending to 'Planet of the Apes' had been blighted by the need for Product Placement.
16/03/10 03:21pm
The driver instructor had warned Gareth about coasting.
16/03/10 11:14am
Joe T
Bought off e Bay
16/03/10 11:09am
4 X Shore
17/03/10 08:19pm
Gone to Wrack and Ruin.
16/03/10 11:36pm
Graeme Crawford
Drink driving.
16/03/10 09:40pm
Frank would do anything to avoid the clampers.
16/03/10 02:57pm
Joe T
And they said the inhabitants of easter island were savages !
16/03/10 02:51pm
Jeepers! - at least a Land Cruiser MIGHT have floated!
16/03/10 01:02pm
Graeme Crawford
Before she even opened her mouth, Derek could already hear his wife's "I told you so!"
16/03/10 11:27am
D C
Desert Island Disc Brakes
16/03/10 11:23am
Robinson Crusoe control
16/03/10 11:08am
"...sitting in a crock on a bay....."
16/03/10 11:05am
Joe T
4XFirth of Forth.
16/03/10 11:04am
"I was told there was NO hole a Jeep couldn't get out of.. Pffffft.. What a bunch of malarkey!"
05/06/10 05:30pm
"I rather think I was wise not to take the Bentley, old chap." It turns out that the owner is a wry toff as well.
31/03/10 05:52pm
David G
Bond very disappointed with Q's latest efforts.
29/03/10 08:22pm
Mark Daly
YES WE CAN'T.
Jeep 0 - 1 OffRoad.
29/03/10 05:57pm
Mark Daly
sharon"gary romance is not dead , but your brain is, what were you thinking ?"
25/03/10 05:23pm
Antony Ward
hi mum, you know your jeep i borrowed......
25/03/10 05:10pm
Antony Ward
When the police finally managed to open the door they found a rolled-up note on the drivers seat.
“Please help me.
Have been stuck on this island for three years.
You’ll find it around 200 miles to the South East of New Guinea.
Please hurry.
Sorry about the Jeep, I didn’t have a bottle”
19/03/10 11:13am